#230 · Tuesday, August 18, 2026

• Timmy: “It was either Karen or Rohan. Can I finish my burrito now?”
• Chad: “The culprit is standing next to me. No cap.”
• Karen: “Excuse me. It came from an even-numbered spot.”
• Rohan: “The culprit is in a lower-numbered spot than me.”
• Rosa: “In my day, we said things plainly. I didn't do it.”

Tap a person to mark them 😇 innocent or 🤔 suspicious.